Once a gentleman was informed by his wife that she had lost their credit card while shopping. It must be more than a month before she realized that. The man initially panicked and looked at the credit card statement. Obviously, the thief was using the card because there were some unauthorized charges. After carefully observing the charges, he decides not to report the stolen card... because the thief was spending much less than his wife!

Submitted by : Jerry Miller of Raleigh.